---> what

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”


snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne

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dumbkili:

"you need to make this appointment yourself"

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goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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