---> what

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

"w is not a vowel"
-every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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64kbps:

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

at a horror movie

bf:  are you scared?
me:  in this economy who wouldn't be

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

greatwhiteprivilege:

do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day