---> what


nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off


iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

"w is not a vowel"
-every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)


when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen


soulja boy tell em. im too shy


Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

at a horror movie

bf:  are you scared?
me:  in this economy who wouldn't be

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting


do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day